Balding Room

Pelihillolliset presents: The Balding Room

Are you ready to embark on the journey of wonder and discovery of the hairless scalp. In the challenge of the captured streamer who the malign forces have are had bound him onto the chair within The Balding Room. Beware, for there may yet be the dangerful loss of the hair.

In your game the goal is simple: Balding. The streamer bound must be at once taken through the stages of the balding in this allegorical and deeply insightful joyrney of the narratives. The streamer in question? The Joel von Sauce. It may perhaps be his wish that instead we would have treated the fabled Jablareoni Michael for these treatments in balding, but alas it was us who found it in the interest of the Chat to improve the humor and therefore funny by making it be forced to bald of the Joel, and indeed not the Jabolognese Mikhail.

The hair follicles contain the strength of many hair, so it is important to sharpen your scissors and improve your technology powered by the money you are to be paid for performing this balding by our anonymous contributors and accomplices (chat). All complaints of the funny streamers fate and shiny skull shall be therefore of being to be redirected towards their legal mailing address as opposed to ours. Also if you are have read this this far, may you also be on the lookout for our future upcoming Pelihillolliset official release of the Five Nights At Marcianitos, for in which the entertaining swedish entertainer may find a customized experience handcrafted to torment him in the most particular and accurate ways crafted with meticulous detail of the experience with the strange encounter of the alien kind.

Controls:

• All game input is performed through mouse clicks of the cursor.
• Use the [Escape] key to pause or unpause the game, or to quickly close menu pages.
  

This game was submitted for FrenJam 2: Electric Boogaloo